Picture this: It’s a gorgeous summer afternoon, you’re enjoying a picnic by the lake, maybe snapping a few photos of the kids playing near the water’s edge. Suddenly, disaster strikes. Your phone, that indispensable lifeline, slips from your grasp and plunges headfirst into the lake! Your heart leaps into your throat as you frantically snatch it out, dripping and seemingly lifeless. Panic sets in. What do you do? Immediately, a well-meaning friend or family member pipes up, “Quick! Put it in a bowl of rice! That’s what you do for a wet phone!” It’s a classic piece of advice, almost folk wisdom at this point, but here’s the stark, unequivocal truth: No, rice does not work with a wet phone, and in fact, it can often make things significantly worse.
That might come as a shock, especially if you’ve heard this tip your whole life. I know I certainly did growing up, and even fell for it once myself after an unfortunate spill. But let’s dive deep into why this pervasive myth persists, what actually happens when your phone gets wet, and, most importantly, what you should do to give your precious device the best chance of survival. Because when your phone takes an unexpected dip, every second truly counts, and the wrong actions can seal its fate.
The Pervasive Rice Myth: Why It Persists and Why It Fails
The idea behind using rice for a wet phone is simple: rice is known to absorb moisture. So, logically, if you put a wet phone in a bag of rice, the rice should draw out all the water, right? Well, not quite. While raw rice can indeed absorb some ambient moisture, it’s far from the efficient, internal drying agent your submerged phone desperately needs. The primary issue is that regular uncooked rice just isn’t effective enough to remove the liquid that has penetrated into the intricate components of a modern smartphone.
Think about it. Your phone is a marvel of miniaturized engineering, packed with delicate circuits, tiny chips, and sensitive connectors. When water gets in, it doesn’t just sit on the surface; it wicks its way into every nook and cranny, often held in place by capillary action, making it incredibly difficult to dislodge. The surface of a grain of rice is simply too large and its absorptive properties too slow and insufficient to tackle this kind of deep-seated moisture. It might absorb some surface moisture on the exterior of the phone or in very accessible ports, but it won’t pull water from underneath your phone’s screen, inside the battery compartment, or from deep within the motherboard.
The Hidden Dangers of Using Rice
Beyond its ineffectiveness, using rice can actually introduce new problems, turning a bad situation into a potentially irreparable one. These hidden dangers are often overlooked:
- Starch and Dust Residue: Raw rice contains starch and often produces fine dust. When you put your phone in rice, these tiny particles can work their way into charging ports, headphone jacks, speaker grilles, and even tiny seams in the phone’s casing. Once inside, they can clog ports, interfere with connectors, or even cause further damage to delicate internal components. Imagine trying to clean out sticky, starchy dust from a tiny charging port – it’s a nightmare, and often requires professional tools.
- Slow Drying Leads to Corrosion: This is arguably the biggest problem. The most destructive force after a water incident isn’t necessarily the water itself, but the corrosion it rapidly initiates. Water, especially tap water or anything with dissolved minerals, is conductive. When it comes into contact with the phone’s powered-on circuits, it can cause immediate short circuits. Even if the phone is off, the presence of water combined with oxygen (from the air) starts an electrochemical reaction that corrodes the metal components. This corrosion looks like a green or white powdery residue, and it can quickly eat away at solder joints, traces on the circuit board, and connector pins. By leaving your phone in rice, you’re essentially sealing in the moisture, slowing down the drying process, and giving corrosion more time to spread and cause irreversible damage.
- False Sense of Security: Perhaps the most insidious danger is the false sense of hope it provides. People often leave their phones in rice for 24, 48, or even 72 hours, believing they are actively fixing the problem. During this critical time, the actual damage – corrosion – is silently escalating. This delay prevents users from taking truly effective measures sooner, reducing the phone’s chances of survival.
The True Enemy: Corrosion, Short Circuits, and the Race Against Time
When your phone gets wet, the immediate threat isn’t just the water itself; it’s what the water does to the electronics inside. Understanding these mechanisms is key to appreciating why quick, correct action is so vital.
Short Circuits: The Instant Killer
Modern smartphones run on direct current (DC) electricity, and their internal components are designed to work at very specific voltages. Water, especially tap water with its dissolved minerals and impurities, is an electrical conductor. If your phone is still powered on when it gets wet, or if you try to turn it on while wet, the water can bridge electrical pathways that aren’t meant to be connected. This creates a “short circuit.” A short circuit can cause an immediate power surge through sensitive components, effectively “frying” them. This often results in a component failing instantly, sometimes with a noticeable burning smell or even a puff of smoke. The battery is particularly vulnerable; water can short its terminals, leading to rapid discharge, overheating, or in rare, extreme cases, even a fire risk. This is why the very first step in handling a wet phone is always to turn it off immediately.
Corrosion: The Silent, Spreading Killer
Even if a short circuit doesn’t occur, or if the phone is turned off, the presence of water initiates a slower, but equally destructive process: corrosion. Most of the metal components inside your phone are copper, tin, silver, or gold-plated. When water, oxygen, and these metals interact, an electrochemical reaction begins. This process is accelerated by impurities in the water (salts, sugars, chlorine) and any residual electrical charge in the phone. Over time, usually within hours or days, this corrosion can:
- Erode Solder Joints: The tiny connections that hold components to the circuit board can be eaten away, causing components to detach or lose their electrical connection.
- Damage Traces: The microscopic “wires” printed on the circuit board (traces) can be dissolved, breaking critical circuits.
- Contaminate Connectors: Pins in charging ports, display connectors, and battery connectors can corrode, preventing proper electrical contact.
- Destroy ICs (Integrated Circuits): Water can seep under the BGA (Ball Grid Array) packages of main chips, causing corrosion to the tiny solder balls that connect the chip to the board, effectively killing the chip.
This corrosion is insidious because it continues silently, even if the phone appears to be drying out externally. By the time you attempt to power the phone back on, enough damage may have occurred to render it permanently inoperable or cause intermittent, unfixable issues.
Immediate Action: Your Best Shot at Revival (What to Do Instead of Rice!)
When your phone takes an unexpected dip, forget the rice. Your immediate actions are critical. Think of it as a rescue mission where every second counts. Here’s what electronics experts, myself included, recommend as the best course of action:
- Power Off Immediately and Completely:
This is the absolute first and most crucial step. If the phone is still on, turn it off. If it powers off on its own, do not try to turn it back on. Hold the power button down until it’s completely off. For some phones, this might mean holding it down for 10-20 seconds. This step minimizes the risk of short circuits, which can cause irreparable damage to internal components. The goal is to cut off all electrical current to prevent water from acting as a conductor and frying the delicate circuitry.
- Disconnect the Power Source (If Applicable):
If your phone was plugged into a charger when it got wet, unplug it immediately. This further reduces the risk of electrical shorting and protects both the phone and the power adapter.
- Remove the SIM Card, SD Card, and Battery (If Possible):
For phones with removable batteries (increasingly rare these days), remove the battery as quickly as possible. This completely cuts off power, offering the best chance against short circuits. Even if you can’t remove the battery, always remove the SIM card and any external SD card. This not only helps them dry out but also opens up small access points for air circulation into the phone’s interior. Removing the SIM tray also means one less sealed entry point for moisture to remain trapped.
- Wipe Away Visible Water:
Gently but thoroughly wipe down the exterior of the phone with a soft, absorbent cloth (like a microfiber cloth or a paper towel). Blotting is better than rubbing, as rubbing can push water deeper into seams. Pay close attention to ports, speaker grilles, and any visible cracks or openings.
- Shake It Gently (But Prudently):
With ports facing downwards, give the phone a few gentle shakes to try and dislodge any larger droplets of water trapped inside the ports or under buttons. Be gentle; you don’t want to violently slosh water around internally, but rather encourage gravity to help drain accessible liquid. Some advise a careful swing motion, but a gentle shake is generally safer.
- Use a Vacuum Cleaner (Carefully!):
This is a surprisingly effective method. Hold the phone’s ports and openings directly against the hose of a powerful vacuum cleaner for 5-10 minutes. The suction can help pull out trapped moisture from within the device. Just be careful not to use any attachments that might scratch the phone or apply excessive pressure. Do NOT use a hair dryer or any heat source, as heat can melt internal components or push water deeper.
- Place in a Desiccant or Airflow Environment:
Instead of rice, opt for a superior desiccant like silica gel packets (those small packets you find in new shoes or electronics). Gather as many as you can and place your phone and the packets together in an airtight container for at least 48-72 hours. Silica gel is far more effective at absorbing moisture than rice. If you don’t have silica gel, placing the phone in a well-ventilated area with good airflow is your next best bet. You can use a small fan to blow cool air over the phone, but again, avoid heat. Elevating the phone slightly so air can circulate underneath can also help.
- Resist the Urge to Turn It On (For at Least 48-72 Hours):
This is perhaps the hardest step for most people. The temptation to check if it’s working is immense, but powering it on too soon is one of the most common reasons wet phones fail permanently. Even if it seems dry on the outside, there could still be moisture inside. Give it ample time to dry completely. The longer, the better, within reason. Aim for at least two to three days.
- Consider Professional Repair:
After following these steps, if your phone still doesn’t turn on or exhibits unusual behavior (e.g., flickering screen, muffled sound, charging issues), it’s time to take it to a professional phone repair shop. They have specialized tools, such as ultrasonic cleaners and microscope equipment, to thoroughly clean and dry internal components, remove corrosion, and diagnose specific damage. Often, a professional “water damage cleaning” service can revive a seemingly dead phone.
This is the absolute first and most crucial step. If the phone is still on, turn it off. If it powers off on its own, do not try to turn it back on. Hold the power button down until it’s completely off. For some phones, this might mean holding it down for 10-20 seconds. This step minimizes the risk of short circuits, which can cause irreparable damage to internal components. The goal is to cut off all electrical current to prevent water from acting as a conductor and frying the delicate circuitry.
If your phone was plugged into a charger when it got wet, unplug it immediately. This further reduces the risk of electrical shorting and protects both the phone and the power adapter.
For phones with removable batteries (increasingly rare these days), remove the battery as quickly as possible. This completely cuts off power, offering the best chance against short circuits. Even if you can’t remove the battery, always remove the SIM card and any external SD card. This not only helps them dry out but also opens up small access points for air circulation into the phone’s interior. Removing the SIM tray also means one less sealed entry point for moisture to remain trapped.
Gently but thoroughly wipe down the exterior of the phone with a soft, absorbent cloth (like a microfiber cloth or a paper towel). Blotting is better than rubbing, as rubbing can push water deeper into seams. Pay close attention to ports, speaker grilles, and any visible cracks or openings.
With ports facing downwards, give the phone a few gentle shakes to try and dislodge any larger droplets of water trapped inside the ports or under buttons. Be gentle; you don’t want to violently slosh water around internally, but rather encourage gravity to help drain accessible liquid. Some advise a careful swing motion, but a gentle shake is generally safer.
This is a surprisingly effective method. Hold the phone’s ports and openings directly against the hose of a powerful vacuum cleaner for 5-10 minutes. The suction can help pull out trapped moisture from within the device. Just be careful not to use any attachments that might scratch the phone or apply excessive pressure. Do NOT use a hair dryer or any heat source, as heat can melt internal components or push water deeper.
Instead of rice, opt for a superior desiccant like silica gel packets (those small packets you find in new shoes or electronics). Gather as many as you can and place your phone and the packets together in an airtight container for at least 48-72 hours. Silica gel is far more effective at absorbing moisture than rice. If you don’t have silica gel, placing the phone in a well-ventilated area with good airflow is your next best bet. You can use a small fan to blow cool air over the phone, but again, avoid heat. Elevating the phone slightly so air can circulate underneath can also help.
This is perhaps the hardest step for most people. The temptation to check if it’s working is immense, but powering it on too soon is one of the most common reasons wet phones fail permanently. Even if it seems dry on the outside, there could still be moisture inside. Give it ample time to dry completely. The longer, the better, within reason. Aim for at least two to three days.
After following these steps, if your phone still doesn’t turn on or exhibits unusual behavior (e.g., flickering screen, muffled sound, charging issues), it’s time to take it to a professional phone repair shop. They have specialized tools, such as ultrasonic cleaners and microscope equipment, to thoroughly clean and dry internal components, remove corrosion, and diagnose specific damage. Often, a professional “water damage cleaning” service can revive a seemingly dead phone.
What NOT to Do: Common Mistakes That Kill Your Phone
Just as important as knowing what to do is understanding what to absolutely avoid. These common reactions, while seemingly logical, can actively harm your phone and reduce its chances of recovery:
- Do NOT put it in rice. (We’ve covered this extensively, but it bears repeating.)
- Do NOT turn it on or charge it. This is the cardinal rule. As mentioned, electricity + water = short circuit = dead phone.
- Do NOT press any buttons. Pressing buttons can push water deeper into the phone’s casing.
- Do NOT shake the phone vigorously. While gentle shaking to dislodge droplets is okay, aggressive shaking can spread water to previously dry internal components.
- Do NOT use a hair dryer or any heat source (oven, microwave, direct sunlight). Heat can cause more damage than good. It can melt internal components, warp the screen, or dry out moisture too quickly, leaving mineral deposits behind that cause future issues. Furthermore, heat can often push water deeper into the device rather than evaporating it from the inside out.
- Do NOT freeze the phone. While freezing might solidify the water, it also causes condensation when thawed and can damage the screen and battery.
- Do NOT use compressed air. This is like a hair dryer in reverse; it might blow visible water away but will likely force water deeper into the phone’s intricate circuits, making it harder to remove.
- Do NOT try to open the phone yourself unless you are experienced. Modern phones are complex, and attempting to open them without the right tools or knowledge can cause further damage, void warranties, or even damage the water damage indicators (which repair shops use).
Superior Alternatives to Rice: Real Desiccants and Methods
When it comes to drawing moisture out, not all materials are created equal. Rice is a poor performer compared to dedicated desiccants. Let’s look at better options:
Silica Gel Packets
These are those little packets you find in shoe boxes, vitamin bottles, or electronics packaging. Silica gel is a highly porous form of silicon dioxide that can absorb up to 40% of its weight in water vapor. It’s designed specifically for moisture absorption and doesn’t leave behind any residue. If you collect enough of these (the more, the better), placing your wet phone and the packets in an airtight container is a far more effective strategy than rice. You can often buy larger quantities of silica gel online if you want to be prepared.
Other Desiccants
While less common for home use, other industrial desiccants like molecular sieves can also be incredibly effective. For the average person, though, silica gel is the most accessible and practical option.
Good Airflow and Time
Sometimes, the simplest method, combined with patience, can be quite effective. Placing the phone in a well-ventilated, dry area, perhaps near a small fan (set to cool, not warm) can help. The key is to allow air to circulate around and, ideally, through the phone’s openings, facilitating evaporation. This method relies on ambient humidity and air movement, which means it will take longer than using powerful desiccants.
Professional Drying Chambers (Repair Shops)
Professional repair shops often have specialized equipment, such as vacuum chambers or ultrasonic cleaners, which can be immensely effective. Vacuum chambers operate by reducing atmospheric pressure, which lowers the boiling point of water, allowing it to evaporate quickly and thoroughly from within the phone without using heat. Ultrasonic cleaners use high-frequency sound waves to dislodge contaminants and corrosion from delicate components, often with a specialized cleaning solution.
Here’s a quick comparison of common “drying” agents:
| Drying Agent | Effectiveness | Speed | Risks | Accessibility |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uncooked Rice | Very Low (mostly surface) | Very Slow | Starch/dust residue, corrosion acceleration | High |
| Silica Gel | High (absorbs deep moisture) | Moderate to Fast | Minimal (if kept contained) | Moderate (needs to be purchased/collected) |
| Airflow (Fan) | Moderate (evaporation) | Slow | Minimal | High |
| Vacuum Chamber (Pro) | Very High (rapid, thorough) | Very Fast | None (professionally done) | Low (requires professional service) |
Understanding Different Types of Liquid Damage and Their Impact
Not all water damage is created equal. The type of liquid your phone encountered can significantly impact the extent of the damage and your chances of recovery.
Freshwater (Tap Water, Rain)
This is often the “least bad” scenario, though still very dangerous. Freshwater typically has fewer dissolved minerals and impurities than other liquids. While it can still cause short circuits and corrosion, the rate and severity might be slightly lower compared to saltwater or sugary drinks. The key is still immediate action: power off, dry, and clean.
Saltwater (Ocean, Pool Water)
Saltwater is significantly more corrosive and conductive due to its high salt content. When saltwater dries, it leaves behind salt crystals that can continue to conduct electricity and aggressively corrode metal components. If your phone gets dunked in the ocean, it needs immediate professional attention even more so than with freshwater. A professional will often perform a thorough cleaning with distilled water or a specialized solution to remove salt residues before drying.
Sugary Drinks (Soda, Juice, Coffee with Sugar)
These liquids present a unique challenge. In addition to being conductive and corrosive, they leave behind sticky residues when they dry. This residue can gum up buttons, prevent connectors from making proper contact, and attract dust and debris, further complicating repairs. The stickiness can also make it harder for the internal components to dry out completely. Again, professional cleaning is almost always necessary in these cases to remove the sugary residue.
Other Liquids (Alcohol, Toilet Water)
Alcohol-based liquids might evaporate faster, but they can still damage plastics, adhesives, and coatings inside the phone. Toilet water, while potentially less corrosive than saltwater, introduces a significant hygienic concern and still carries the risk of short circuits and corrosion. In all cases, the core principles of immediate power-off and professional cleaning remain the best course of action.
When to Call in the Pros: The Role of Professional Repair
Let’s be honest: for most of us, our phone is practically another limb. When it takes a swim, it’s a gut-wrenching experience. While immediate DIY steps can definitely improve your phone’s chances, there are times when professional intervention is not just recommended, but absolutely necessary.
If you’ve followed all the “do’s” and “don’ts” for 48-72 hours, and your phone still won’t turn on, or it’s exhibiting strange behavior (like the screen flickering, the speaker sounding muffled, the charging port acting up, or the battery draining quickly), it’s definitely time to head to a reputable repair shop. These aren’t just folks who replace screens; they often have specialized knowledge and tools for water damage recovery. They can:
- Disassemble the phone safely: They have the right tools and expertise to open your phone without causing further damage, especially to water-resistant models which are sealed tightly.
- Inspect for hidden damage: Using microscopes, they can thoroughly examine the motherboard and other components for signs of corrosion, even in hard-to-reach areas.
- Perform ultrasonic cleaning: For severe corrosion or sticky residue (from sugary drinks), they can use an ultrasonic cleaner with a specialized solution to clean the affected components, effectively removing contaminants that manual cleaning can’t reach.
- Replace damaged components: If specific parts like the battery, screen connector, or a power management IC are irrecoverably damaged, they might be able to replace them.
- Test thoroughly: After cleaning and repair, they’ll perform comprehensive tests to ensure all functions are working correctly.
While professional water damage repair isn’t guaranteed and can be costly (often ranging from $50 to $200, depending on the damage and phone model), it often offers the best chance for full recovery, especially if you act quickly and correctly in the initial stages. Think of it as specialized surgery for your beloved device – sometimes, it’s the only way to save it.
Prevention is Key: Future-Proofing Your Device
Of course, the absolute best way to deal with a wet phone is to prevent it from happening in the first place! While accidents will always happen, you can significantly reduce the risk:
- Invest in a water-resistant phone: Many modern smartphones come with an IP (Ingress Protection) rating, indicating their resistance to dust and water. An IP67 or IP68 rating means your phone can survive a certain depth of water for a specific period. While “water-resistant” isn’t “waterproof,” it offers a much better chance against accidental splashes or brief submersions.
- Use a waterproof case: For those without a highly water-resistant phone, or for situations where you know your phone will be near water (like at the beach, by the pool, or on a boat), a dedicated waterproof case is a smart investment. These cases are designed to seal your phone completely from water intrusion.
- Be mindful of your surroundings: Simple awareness goes a long way. Don’t place your phone precariously near the edge of a sink, toilet, or swimming pool. Keep it zipped up in a bag or pocket when near water.
Frequently Asked Questions About Wet Phones
My phone got wet and now it won’t turn on. Is it completely ruined?
Not necessarily! While it’s certainly a bad sign, it doesn’t automatically mean your phone is a goner. The fact that it won’t turn on suggests a short circuit may have occurred, or that critical components are still too wet to function. However, if you immediately powered it off, removed any possible external power, and avoided common mistakes like using rice or heat, you’ve given it a fighting chance.
The key here is prompt action and patience. Don’t attempt to turn it on for at least 48-72 hours, preferably in a desiccant-filled environment like a bag with silica gel packets or a well-ventilated area with good airflow. If it still doesn’t power on after thorough drying, then professional intervention is your next best step. Repair shops have specialized tools to clean and assess internal damage, potentially reviving your device.
What are the long-term effects of water damage, even if my phone seems to work after drying?
Even if your phone appears to function perfectly after a dunk, there can be insidious long-term effects due to corrosion. As discussed, water can initiate electrochemical reactions that slowly eat away at metal components, solder joints, and circuit board traces. This corrosion doesn’t stop just because the water has evaporated; it can continue to spread and weaken connections over time.
Common long-term issues include intermittent component failures (e.g., the speaker stops working sporadically, the camera acts up, or Wi-Fi connectivity becomes unreliable), battery drainage issues (due to damaged power management circuits), charging problems, or gradual overall performance degradation. In some cases, the phone might just suddenly die months later with no apparent cause. This is why professional cleaning and inspection after a significant water incident, even if the phone seems okay, can be a wise preventative measure.
My phone has an IP rating (e.g., IP68). Does that mean it’s completely waterproof and immune to water damage?
Unfortunately, no. An IP rating, such as IP67 or IP68, indicates “Ingress Protection” and specifies a device’s resistance to dust and liquids under controlled laboratory conditions. For example, an IP68 rating typically means a device can withstand submersion in up to 1.5 meters (about 5 feet) of fresh water for up to 30 minutes.
However, there are crucial caveats. These ratings are for fresh water; saltwater, chlorinated pool water, or sugary drinks are much more corrosive and damaging. The seals that provide water resistance can degrade over time due to drops, impacts, temperature changes, or regular wear and tear, compromising the rating. Also, these ratings do not cover high-pressure water jets, steam, or extreme temperatures. So, while an IP-rated phone offers a significant layer of protection against accidental splashes or brief drops, it’s not a license to intentionally submerge it or assume it’s invulnerable to liquid damage. Always treat it with care, even if it has an IP rating, and if it does get wet, follow the recommended drying steps.
Can I use rubbing alcohol to dry out my wet phone?
This is a common question, and while some people swear by it, it’s generally not recommended for the average user. The idea is that isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) evaporates faster than water and can displace water. However, there are significant risks involved.
First, not all rubbing alcohol is 100% pure; lower concentrations contain water, which defeats the purpose. Second, alcohol can potentially damage certain plastic components, adhesives, or screen coatings inside your phone. It can also strip away important protective layers on the circuit board. More importantly, attempting to fully submerge or “wash” your phone in alcohol at home can be dangerous, as it’s flammable. While professional repair technicians might use very specific, high-purity alcohol solutions in controlled environments with specialized tools (like ultrasonic cleaners) to clean specific components, it’s a technique best left to the experts. For home remedies, sticking to desiccants and airflow is safer and less likely to introduce new problems.
My phone was submerged in saltwater. Is there any hope?
Saltwater damage is one of the most severe types of liquid damage a phone can incur, but hope is not entirely lost, especially with immediate and correct action. The high conductivity and corrosive nature of salt make it incredibly destructive. If your phone took a saltwater dip, the absolute first step, even before drying, is to mitigate the salt.
Many experts recommend a quick, brief rinse in distilled water (not tap water!) to wash away as much salt as possible, followed immediately by thorough drying with the methods mentioned (desiccants, airflow). However, this is a highly controversial and risky step for DIYers, as adding more liquid can, ironically, spread damage if not done perfectly. Your best, safest, and most effective course of action for saltwater damage is to power it off immediately, gently blot dry the exterior, and rush it to a professional repair shop as quickly as possible. They have the expertise and specialized equipment to perform an internal cleaning to remove salt residue before drying, which gives your phone the best possible chance of survival.
Conclusion: Beyond the Myth, Towards Real Solutions
So, does rice work with a wet phone? The overwhelming evidence, from electronics experts to firsthand accounts, points to a resounding “no.” The rice myth, while enduring, is largely ineffective and can, in fact, complicate an already dire situation. Instead of falling prey to old wives’ tales, empower yourself with accurate information and swift, decisive action.
When your phone takes an unexpected dive, remember this: power off immediately, dry thoroughly with superior desiccants like silica gel or good airflow, and exercise immense patience. If these steps don’t yield results, don’t hesitate to seek professional help. Your phone is a sophisticated piece of technology; treating it as such, even in distress, is its best hope for a full recovery. And who knows, by ditching the rice, you might just save your precious device from an untimely, starchy demise.